T: How are you today?
T: hmmm I see, you're mute.
T: You ok?
Me: If I was ok we wouldn't be doing this thing here, therapy, whatever.
T: Ok, what happened?
T: If I got 1 € for every patient saying this...
Me: I'm not in the mood for your jokes today, sorry
T: ok sorry, let's be mute today then.
Me: I need to smoke.
T: Yep, but you can't, you're pregnant.
Me: I was pregnant doc. I was.
T: Have you...I'm sorry Eve, I didn't know. When?
Me: just a few hours ago
T: Do you need anything?
Me: No. It's not the first time. No one was ever holding my hand through this and I was fine. I'm always fine. Just leave me alone.