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Crazy Department

Crazy Department
(As requested by a member in a comment on the previous entry)

A super-padded room where you can come and set a spell when you're having trouble finding your happy place.
[font="Arial"]Howdy Friends and Neighbors,

Just to let you know...I'm planning to de-privatize this private club blog. Although I said from the start that this would be part of the deal, I want to make sure no one has any objections.

I won't do anything with it for a few days or so, to give you all a chance to weigh in if you...
[font="Arial"]What is the point of this blog?

I've asked this question here and there and always made a joke out of it. But seriously, I really have been trying to figure out what good a private club blog is. Lexie offered some great ideas in a response on the Questions/Answers page, and I wanted to...

Hijack Me

[font="Arial"]This entry is for Jennifer to attempt to re-route to one of my other blogs by opening it to edit, and then choosing either "Siren Song" or "Nerd Blog" from the pull-down menu.

This is to see if she can post it as a draft to one of my other blogs. If she can post it as a draft there, we'll assume...

Unlock Me

I am posting this entry as "locked" so Jennifer can reveal her inner yegg.

Not to be confused with her inner egg.

Publish Me

I am posting this entry as a "draft" so Jennifer can make good on her claim to be able to turn a draft into a published entry.

Bump

Nothing here, just a bump on a blog.
[font="Arial"]Questions/Answers Department

Feeling lost and confused? Need some answers? Have a burning question, and just don't know where to turn?

You've come to the right place. Add a comment here and fire away.

No question is too big or small, and nothing's off-limits.*



And for future...

Serious Department

[font="Arial"]Serious Department

This is where I stop joking sort of and explain what this private club blog is all about, really.

I was experimenting with making a private blog (as opposed to a private club blog) and I noticed the "Private Club" option, and I was just curious about what that meant....

Compliments Department

Compliments Department

Here is where you can post all of your flattering comments and accolades about this private club blog, its creator, and/or yourself and your fellow members.

Complaints Department

Complaints Department


Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

As if!

Future Reference

[font="Arial"]Super Cool Fortuneteller and Magic 8-Ball Page


Need some insight into what the future holds for you? Need advice about important life decisions like career changes, major relocations, or spouse acquisition/disposal?

Ask a yes-no question of the Super Cool Magic 8-Ball, or pose a more...

Bump

I just got sick of having to go to the second page of blogs to find this blog. So I bumped it to the top of the list. Since nobody but us can see it anyhow, I didn't think it was too terribly sleazy.

Dismemberment

Just to let you know, I've temporarily dismembered Lexie.



UPDATE:

Okay, I've remembered her. Lexie, are you there?

Special Welcome Page

[font="Arial"]Special Welcome Page

This is where Lexie is going to say something to graciously welcome our new members when they arrive here saying "What am I doing here? Why is there a big pink blog listing? What club?"

In the meantime, you're stuck with my version of welcoming you to the...
[font="Arial"]Membership Requirements

If you are able to read this entry, you're already a member, whether you like it or not. You don't have to do anything else to remain a member except NOT tell Siren you don't want to be a member anymore.

The way you got to be a member was I just put your...

Mission Statement

[font="Arial"]The Super Cool Private Club Blog Mission Statement

The primary mission of this blog is to figure out what, exactly, it means for a blog to be a private club blog, and to understand why anyone would ever want to create or belong to one.

Secondary missions include:[list]
[*]World...

Nerd Department

[font="Arial"]Nerd Department

Technical information about what it means for a blog to be a private club blog.

Sort-of interesting facts about private club blogs:[list]
[*]It's exactly like a regular blog, only you have a narrowly-defined audience. It's a blog only the people you listed can see. ...

Imposter

[font="Arial"]If this entry somehow appears in the private club blog, it's because some impertinent guest editor hijacked it from my Nerd Blog and is now pretending to be me.


[color="#008000"]Hey look everyone...I am the Queen now! Only my name is not Siren, it is Lexie. And my only...

News Flash

[font="Arial"]News Flash

I just received word from LucyA, who was not on the original list of cool private club members, that nobody but us can even see the listing for this blog on the community blogs page. So only private club members know there's a private club. This makes sense, but does leave the...
 

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About my blog

This is basically my space to spill out everything I'm thinking and feeling.

Please note that some of the content here may be triggering.

What I write here is just me being honest with myself. Mostly just venting about things, realisations, and my path through healing.

There will be talk of CSA, SA, R, SI and ED here.

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